On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity.
That's why the Cheshire cat's teeth glowed in the dark!!
Well that only makes sense...gotta have some glow in the dark material in it somewhere...can't have a bunch of old gummies on crutches runnin round the nursin homes at night lookin for their teeth...or for that matter grabbin the wrong set...mmmm...TAS TEE!!! Probably causes that stuff....whassit called...ummmm...where ya can't remember stuff...I forget...oh yeah...Alzheimers...which is great news for me, Imma buy a set whether I need em or not, that way I can flip shit on the nurses I don't like, and flirt with the ones better lookin...maybe I'll even get them gold plated with diamond accents...BLING BLING...I'd come up with a hip hop nickname...let's see...Ol Dirty Bastard has already been taken....maybe....Ol Crippled Crabass...my wheelchair will be set on 22's with low profile Pirelli's...we'll bump to the Black Eyed Pees (thats right Pees, they'll change their name to fit their age and habits) everyone do the Quasimoto Kick...(its a two step tango....step, drag, step, drag), flash your best glow in the dark grin, grab a wrinkled bag of skin (partner) and do the Walker Waltz!!!
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