In some states it is now required by law:
On the handle of a hammer: "Caution. Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object."
On a butane lighter: "Warning. Flame may cause fire."
Seriously???? DUH!!
You can thank the helmet heads they pooled as a jury during the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit...awarding one person millions of dollars for purposely buying a cup of hot brewed liquid and then accidently pouring said contents on themselves in a rather sensitive area...what a fustercluck country we live in where common sense can be trumped by the absence of an unnecessary warning label...I mean seriously...now everytime we buy somethin we hafta pay extra because the company selling it feels the anal probing need to overspend on packaging in order to ensure all warning labels are legible and spelled out in great detail...I feel bad for these guys...there should only be one warning label needed...KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND ALL INBRED NOSE PICKIN DROOL BUCKET WEARIN HALFWITS!!!
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