From the archive of strange laws:
In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
LOL!!
You know...that law doesn't surprise me...what is shocking tho is that at some point in time, the elected officials of Georgia (pronounced by its peachy people as Jah - Jah), felt it necessary to pass a law requiring telephone poles and lamp posts to be free of of the old African Longnecked Humpless Camel...or Giraffe as its more commonly known today...which means that at some point in the history of the deep south...Atlanta to be exact...or the A T L for all you hip hop hoodrats...one of these redneck, hickabilly, moonshine makin, inbred swine came up with the brilliant idea of hitchin his pet Rubbernecked Rhino (Giraffe) to a lamp post or telephone pole, and if that weren't bad enough, he apparently made such a habit of it that they had to pass a law in order to prevent it from happening again...ona positive note...at least now we know where the ancestry of the American Carnie began...hotdogs...peanuts...cotton candy...whirly twirly rides only a droolie would find amusing...and drunk hickabillies paid to tend aminals all began with some gin soaked Cracker in Jah-Jah
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