The song with the longest title is "I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin' Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o Hirohito Blues" - written by Hoagy Carmichael.
Thats just crazee...those effin rednecks will do anything to get noticed...I am glad Momma posted this, because for the longest time I thought the song with the longest title was 'My baby done left me, she runned off with my best good friend Skip, he was the most awesome blue tick hound I ever saw, think I'll drink my sorrows away, its quittin time in Kentucky maybe I'll get lucky and meet a gal who likes Skoal more 'n I do, Bubba says I'm beautiful when my truck breaks down and I fire up the tractor and daydream of farm animals as I drive to work...SUE SUE SUEY!!!' written by Ol Side Saddle Slew...and put ta music for your listenin enjoyment by Shep, Shamus, and the Soggy Bottom Bunch, the first Irish Country band, so thanks for clearin that up Momma...now on a side note...Why I am so depressed...Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, 'Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land' Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said 'Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the Promised Land' Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...folks we're fucked!
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