Scientists have determined that Los Angeles, CA is moving east at a rate estimated to be about one-fifth an inch per year.
1/5 of an inch per year - SERIOUSLY!!
Well that explains it all...more of our taxpayers money put to good use...the illegal immigrant infestation problem in Southern Cali has gotten so bad that the land itself is making a run (in millenial terms) for Arizona...unfortunately as slow and lazy as our siesta taking global siblings of the south are, they should be in Flagstaff and/or Phoenix by the time L.A. gets there in the year 12,356...these dumb assed data gatherin expeditions need to start being independantly funded...do you wanna know when the next Tsunami is gonna hit...build your house on a mountain and you won't hafta concern yourself with giant walls of water inundating your living room...how long before the next earthquake swallows my house...if ya live in L.A. I wouldn't worry about it, you're all on the move to safer soil, just bare with it a couple hundred generations...what a bunch of brainiacs these scientists...12 years of college and all the sudden L.A. is the only thing movin...what effin part of the continental shifting of plates did your ass sleep thru...hey I never went to college but thru the magic of eyesight and cognitive thinking I have determined that water levels in Lake Michigan are rapidly declining...'But Kevin...(you might ask)...how can this be so, there hasn't been any scientific finding posted explaining this huge loss of water...how can you be so sure' well my friends it's simple...we have beaches where there used to be boat launches...DUH!!!
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