In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become a year older on New Year's Day.
Well now isn't that a little odd...everyone turns a year older on New Years Day...I didn't even know there was a Bhutan...let alone that it was a Kingdom...what kinda inbreeding takes place in Bhutan to make them think this was a good idea...these people must make window lickers seem like sages...I mean is this place even taken seriously...do other countries acknowledge Bhutan as a Kingdom...ruled by a royal family? Or is Bhutan a kingdom in the same sense Walt Disney World is...which would make the Bhutanese people akin to Mickey Mouse Club Cadets...ALL HAIL ANNETTE FUNICELLO!!! This may have been a fabulous idea back in the day where the Kingdom of Bhutan was still grass shacks and mud huts but in this day and age one hasta wonder what kinda impact this has on these 'royal' subjects...It would appear the Kingdom of Bhutan's ancient ancestors lacked the psychic ability of their counterparts...otherwise they would have shitcanned this plan long before it became a nightmare for it's citizens...Assuming this 'kingdom' has evolved at pace with the rest of us one can only imagine the horror of a massive New Years Day aging ceremony...if you think standing in line at your local DMV sucks ass...try being Bhutanese on Jan. 2nd...I mean where is Bhutan anyway...right next to the Isle of Idiots? I mean these people must be 3rd generation West Virginia coal miner smart to come up with that intellectual little plan...I mean what's their official Seal...a picture of some big eared Dumbo look a like wearin a cowboy hat on a ranch in Texas...it would explain alot during that 8 year stint of stupidity we had to endure!!!
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