A 20 year old protester was arrested after he assaulted a congresswoman from Iowa with a salmon.
The mental picture makes me laugh out loud!
Idk but I think I'd be pretty embarassed if I got my ass handed to me by some young, fresh, fish flinging constituent, on the other hand the 3 'F' rule does apply to all members of congress...'F'uck em and 'F'eed em 'F'ish, I'm a little surprised by the choice of Salmon as the instrument of assault, especially in the corn farming mecca of Iowa...one would think an ear of corn would be a handier, less slimy and slippery weapon of choice, besides the mental image of a member of congress beat up and bent over shootin popcorn outta their keister is far funnier than a fish in the face anyday, and just let me say that 20 yr old protestor should be worshipped as a hero in his community, hell if I had the money I'd start up the Idol of Iowa Cereal Company and paste this kids face on a box of Congressional Cornflakes...complete with Calcium and Confusion...or Dumbass Donut Holes for that future Delegate you may be harboring...they'll taste like unleavened cornbread and shitty ideas....or how about some Greedy Government Grits...guaranteed to make one loose as a goose while Congress is in session...White House Wheaties, comes with a Secret Service Decoder Ring in every box, you can use it to decipherate the oralificationic clues left behind by Dumbya as he attemptifies his hand @ the locationism of Where's Waldo!!!
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