Sixty-nine percent of Americans believe they will go somewhere after death.
Only 69 % of you believe they'll go somewhere after death eh??? So what about you other 31%...you dumbasses think what??? NEWS FLASH...death is permanent...rotting flesh and decaying bodies tend to stink up a place...YOU'RE ALL going somewhere when you die...trust me...either into a big ass oven to be cremated or into the ground to be feasted on by little slimy crawly things...but it's 100% certain your ass isn't gonna just sit around drawing flies! Now I could be wrong...I've only been here on this planet for a little over 40 years...however I haven't once read an obituary or attended a funeral and then stopped at the local watering hole a week later and had a drink with the deceased...people don't run into each other at the Hardware store and greet each other with "Hey...just saw Clyde...he looks great since climbin outta the coffin"...so unless you 31% have an Invisibility Cloak you stole from Harry Potter or one of his little Hogwarts hellions...I'd jump on the bandwagon of belief and start gettin used to the idea because like it or not life is one steady march towards impending doom and certain death...there is no Fountain of Youth...the last Pirates movie was a fantasy...Now some of you are wondering what happens after the cremation or burial...where do we go from there...I don't have all the answers...if I did I'd be the richest man in the world because I would charge for everything that came outta my mouth...but if you're wondering..."Will I go to Heaven...or Hell?" Personally, I have my doubts...according to Google Sky Maps...and billions upon billions of NASA related data...and every known telescope currently available...including Hubble...there doesn't appear to be an actual location for Heaven...as far as Hell...those of you who are married or have ever been married can attest...Hell is a physical and mental side effect of that glorious bond...as far as Purgatory...if you're unhappy with life...YOU'RE in Purgatory...you're either deciding to go thru Hell and get married, or enjoy life to the fullest which means staying single...and is as close to Heaven as you'll ever get!!!
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