From the strange law archive:
In Turkey, during the 16th & 17th centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death.
Good Lord - what did they think was in that coffee???
Have you ever had Turkish coffee??? That junk looks like Shrek Shit and Swamp Mud...one cup of that crap probably keep ya bug eyed and bushy tailed for weeks...its no wonder they'd put ya to death...can't have wide awake ultra alert men runnin around, they'd end up seeing all those ugly ass unibrow wearin, hairy necked heifers runnin around and they'd go runnin and screamin for the hills and the sheep...banning coffee was a surefire way of helping populate the country...I mean seriously...take one look at the missing link, Cro-Magnon crossbreeds and you can see why they needed help...this is one country you never wanna see the towels come off the facial area...live free and look like bandits I say...just keep it covered for the love of Allah...buncha damn foul smelling Camel jockeys anyway...whadda they all live in mangers!!!
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