From the strange law archive:
In Denmark, you have to pay a tax to use the back seat of your car for passengers.
Too bad we didn't have that law here...probably woulda cut down on the number of shotgun weddings. Of course if Denmark is like most European countries there aren't alotta backseats to begin with...those lucky enough to have a vehicle have the little 2 seat smart cars as opposed to the luxury model matchbox cars sold at K-Mart. Another interesting note is that in Denmark women outnumber men almost 7-1...so its quite possible that law was passed to attempt a limitation on backseat driving, huh...huh...not such a bad idea when ya look at it that way eh? See if I lived over there and were married, I'd either own a truck or a Cadillac...I'd take everything but the drivers seat out, and she could ride in the wind or the trunk and bitch about stopping for directions all day long...tax free!!! For most Danish families it would be a new twist on modern technology...instead of paying for a Tom Tom you could simply pay the tax and have your very own Backseat Naggravator...complete with Know-it-all Nagging...Turn by Turn fits of frustration...Medusa Map reading with Two block bitch fests...(you gotta turn left ahead...turn comin up...get ready to turn...one more block dumbass...get ready...do you see the turn...put your turn signal on...whaddaya outta blinker fluid...my Mother was right I shoulda married someone else...you missed the turn ya horses ass) Lotta cliffs in Denmark be careful not to drive off one...directions to hell can be even worse!!!
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