Before settling on the name of Tiny Tim for his character in "A Christmas Carol", there other names were considered - Little Larry, Puny Pete and Small Sam.
I'm surprised there were only three other selections...no Knee high Nathan...Midget Mike...Four Foot Fred...Halfpint Harry...Shortfuck Phil...sounds like a 1970's one moneyshot wonder from the porn industry...Curb Climbin Cliff...Dime size Darrell...thank god they didn't hafta worry about political correctness back in the day eh...otherwise it very well coulda been titled "A Christmas Carol...starring Vertically Challenged Veronica in the role of Not So Tall Tim"...not that I'm insensitive...well perhaps a little...okay okay honestly maybe what I consider hilarious others may find offensive or insensitive...and to those people...I'd just like to borrow a quote from one of my all time favorite comedic geniuses...Archie Bunker...and say Shut the Hell up ya pinko commie bastards...I may be alone on this matter too but I happen to think political correctness has its place...on the bottom of the ocean just behind most politicians...I'm sick of all this pc bs...Maybe I don't appreciate being labeled White...maybe I wanna be called an Absence of Color American...all these people wanna change the world thru vocabulary...fuckin dumbasses...so much so they'll spend millions of dollars doing it...Have you seen the commercials and ad campaigns "Spread the word to help stop the WORD"...referring to 'retard'...Idk about you folks but I haven't called anybody a retard in years...preferring obviously to attempt my own hand @ what I like to call Kevin's Kalamitous Karousel of Korrectness with terms such as helmet head...chinstrap Charlie...Windowlicker...Shortbus Salutorian...that commercial itself pisses me off simply because the people its aimed to protect more likely than not haven't the proper mental capacity to embrace its message...its like engaging in an entire ad campaign to intiate a cease and desist referrendum to abolish the term 'vegetable' for people who find themselves in the unsavory position of being brain dead...see politician...those people have no idea they're even being referred to...so what if these little Wizard of Oz Munchkin rejects get upset what's the worst that can happen...they band together and kick ya in the shins...I say bring it on ya Goliath of the Grassgrabbers!!!
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